Dear __________________

Dear Whoever-is-up there:

Please let me pass my Masters defense.

If you let me pass my Masters defense, I promise I will only buy one cosmetic item a week.

Please let me pass.

Because if I don't, I can't go to med skool even if they take me.

But... you will let me get into med skool this year, won't you?

Please?

Actually, if you let me get into med skool this year, I don't even mind failing my Masters defense.

They will let me re-do it in one month, won't they?

I don't know what I want anymore...

Yours truly,
I-don't-want-to-fail-my-Masters-defense